The Peenbeets series began in 1992 when General Structures CEO Craig Koon stumbled into the Blue Flaming Bar (he needed to pee) in Austin, Texas. He was in town at a Showscan convention promoting the latest Starco direct-to-video sequel Awesome Johnson starring Carl Weathers. What he saw was the rawest of the raw, pure pop perfection in four easy to swallow tablets. He knew then that he had to take these guys and call a doctor in the morning. Years later a third pilot was accepted by ABC Network (the first was deemed too "cerebral", the second was deemed "a piece of shit") and the rest as they say is history.

Season One 1999 -2000

Greg taunts the New Guy as he showers in "Pee See Pee."

Episode #1 Baby Fat

While fighting to stop city hall from building a rendering plant next to their favorite childhood park, the boys accidentally fall  in love with two pregnant aerobics instructors.

Episode #2 Pee See Pee

The sole bathroom at the boys' pad becomes a battleground when the new guy turns it into a makeshift pharmaceutical lab.

Episode #3 Speak English, 'Cause It's All Greek to Me

The circus comes to town, and the boys hatch an elaborate plot to date a Greek trapeze girl and an English animal rights protester at the same time without the other one knowing.

Episode #4 The Humiliating Dating Game

The boys mistakenly register with a police sex offender tracking program after a mischievous pal tells them it's a computer dating service.

Episode #5 Blowout!

An enthusiastic buffet repast gone awry forces the boys to confront their

Mr. Positive catches Chepo on the toilet in "Patty Cakes."

fear of public restrooms.  Special guest star: Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Episode #6 No Justice, No Piece

Taking cues from those demanding reparations for the Holocaust and slavery, the boys demand compensation fortheir pathetic, lonely teenage years in the form of "Boy Meets World" star Danielle Fishel.

Episode #7 The Grass is Always Greener...

A notorious judge sentences the boys to two weeks of chemotherapy treatments for pretending to have cancer in order to get free marijuana.

Episode #8 Ku Klux Kisses

During a trek to visit Greg's Uncle Jeter in Alabama, Chepo falls in love with a white supremacist's buxom daughter,forcing the boys to confront issues of race from the business end of a 12-gauge.

Episode #9 This Ain't No Picnic

In a vain attempt to be cool, the boys decide to have their buttocks pierced with plastic picnic forks, leading to nasty infections and even nastier looks during their frantic trip to the emergency room.  Anthony Edwards guest stars.

Episode #10 The Final Call

Fun becomes fear when Nation of Islam security forces surround the boys' house after an ill-advised crank call to Minister Louis Farrakhan asking for tour sponsorship.

Episode #11 Unsafe at Any Peen

Joel reprimands Chepo for using the distortion pedal during the quiet part of Teenage Rehab in "Full Throttle Loving."

The boys testify before a Senate subcommittee on auto safety after Chepo loses control of his Geo Metro andcrashes into the back of an underwear factory. Consumer advocate Ralph Nader guest stars.

Episode #12 Full Throttle Loving

A mile-high date with destiny turns into disaster when the plane in which Jimmy and his three dates are flying runs out of fuel and crashes into the back of an underwear factory.

Episode #13 Nun for You, Nun for Me

The band's van breaks down in front of a convent, and the nuns who come to their assistance are forced to reevaluate their religious convictions after Greg sings his version of Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young."

Episode #14 Rave On, Dork

Greg is unwittingly ³dosed² with Special K while attending a rave, ruining his chances of stealing the DJ¹s comely girlfriend. Hallucination sequences directed by Terry Gilliam.

Episode #15 Beat Your Face

After accidentally beating a drunken heckler to death in front of the stage, the boys are arraigned on involuntary manslaughter charges (Part 1 of 2).

Episode #16 Acquit This!

The boys are found innocent of involuntary manslaughter by an all- dork jury, but wind up depressed when no one comes to their six- keg acquittal party (Part 2 of 2).

Episode #17 Pro Life, No Wife

Joel can¹t decide whether or not to have sex with his pro-life girlfriend, and Chepo¹s ill-timed flatulence at a friend¹s wedding results in widespread indignation from both friends and family.

Episode #18 Dutch Boy

The boys¹ merry trip south of the border turns scary when the border patrol arrests Greg on suspicion that he is a Dutch national who has entered the United States illegally.

Episode #19 Patty Cakes

Jimmy seeks psychiatric help to get over his delusional love for Patty Hearst, while Chepo wins a date with porn star Nancy Cakes.

Episode #20 Thanks for Nothing

The Peenbeets cook a Thanksgiving meal for the homeless and send dozens to the hospital with food poisoning.

Episode #21 Parisian Peens

The boys travel to Paris on vacation and get lost in the city¹s sewer system after an unscrupulous Frenchman tells them that¹s where Jim Morrison¹s grave is. Former Peenbeet bassist Henrì guest stars.