Ever wonder what Greg Beets is saying in those wacky songs but you can't tell cause Chepo's guitar is too freakin loud? We've got the exclusive rights from SCUM, the publishing arm of General Structures, to reprint the lyrics to the entire Peenbeets catalog. And, in accordance with ripping artist off of well deserved royalties, we've included some free mp3 downloads so you don't have to get off your lazy ass and buy the record!

COMING SOON!! Lyrics To Read, Learn, and Sing!

• Nothing Like a Carload of Guys

• Teenage Rehab

• I Remember Joe

• I Wanna Take A Bath

• Funny How The Tables Have Turned

• Lookout It's The Peenbeets

• Most Beautiful Sophmore

Songs To Download (in the MP3 format)*

• Juicy Fruit

• I Remember Joe

• Girls Are Keen

*These links will take you to Bands411, the official MP3 Hosting site of The Peenbeets. You will need WinAmp (PC) or QuickTime 4 (Mac) to play these files. Follow the links if you need these free players. They are officially endorsed by The Peenbeets! Sure you can use some other MP3 player, but screw those guys!